stoneman 2:09 Thu Jul 21
Northerners on holiday.
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I'm in Cyprus at a lovely all inclusive resort well away from Ayia Napa and the first 4 days have been wonderful, lots of Russians and a few families from Essex all adding to the nice atmosphere.
Yesterday some families from the North arrived and instantly the atmosphere changed, kids running wild, parents getting pissed on free alcohol and sunbeds being reserved.
One horrible tattooed covered shit complained to the manager that it wasn't real Coca Cola being served, the manager said he could buy a bottle and he replied by pointing at his wristband and saying I'm all inclusive chief.
Another lady, also covered in tattoos, moaned that there were no snacks served between breakfast and lunch ( a 2 hour gap ), the manager said there was cake, fruit and ice cream available, I want hot snacks she moaned!
I FUCKING HATE NORTERNERS
Benefit scroungers.
Take your shit kids and fuck off to butlins.
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Mart O
2:11 Thu Jul 21
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'The peasants are revolting'.
Boom tish, etc.
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Dwight Van Mann
2:11 Thu Jul 21
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stoneman 2:09 Thu Jul 21
sounds like a proper chavy hotel
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riosleftsock
2:12 Thu Jul 21
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" the first 4 days have been wonderful, lots of Russians and a few families from Essex all adding to the nice atmosphere."
*RUBS EYES*
Did I just read THAT?
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Mart O
2:14 Thu Jul 21
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I did a bit of a double take at that too.
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paulon
2:17 Thu Jul 21
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Harsh.
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Grumpster
2:18 Thu Jul 21
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*makes note that paulon is northern*
;o)
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Northern Sold
2:22 Thu Jul 21
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Some classics from our time in Florida...
Absolute Northern Scum No 1
family of 4 generations of lily white scousers at a water park.... all the kids refused to put on sun cream... one carted off to hospital with what looked like a painted on Liverpool home shirt.. Dad stayed as he was on holiday... when they eventually all left they must have left behind half of Leigh Tip... me and the missus spent a good 10 mins or so picking up the copious amounts of beer cans, coke bottles, food wrappers and even a baby's soiled diaper...
Absolute Northern Scum No 2
Sat behind a family of Mancs in a Ponderosa buffet diner... all ate their food and then called over the waitress to complain that their food was not cooked properly... manager came over and said no problems would reimburse them... gave their money back (even though they had enormous helpings all that was finished off) as they left they got out a carrier bag and filled it up with fruit, muffins and other stuff from the buffet bar....
Looks they got from everyone was a sight to see but they did not bat an eyelid.... embarrassing SCUM
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Private Dancer
2:22 Thu Jul 21
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Being a long term expat I have got to know, or have known, untold Northerners. Some are alright, some are cunts.
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MancIron
2:23 Thu Jul 21
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All inclusive?
Thought you Southerners were supposed to have a bit of class...
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stoneman
2:23 Thu Jul 21
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It's a five star resort, the benefits must be good up North.
The Russians keep themselves to themselves and don't get in your face, the Essex families are a good laugh.
Northerners though just invade your personal space and don't give a shit.
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paulon
2:28 Thu Jul 21
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Grumpster 2:18 Thu Jul 21
Ha ha
*makes note not to read any more threads about Northerners*
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stoneman
2:28 Thu Jul 21
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They are like fucking locusts at lunch, the Cypriots can't believe how many chips they get through!
They physically recoil at the site of a salad.
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Northern Sold
2:28 Thu Jul 21
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I want to hear if it kicks off with the Ruski's and the Scummy Northerners... absolute massacre
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MancIron
2:29 Thu Jul 21
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Benefits?
Well obviously there's the £50 a week Gravy supplement.
£200 a month for Whippet Support.
£3000 p.a. for Pigeon Loft maintenance.
Other than though they're are exactly the same as dahn Sarf.
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ted fenton
2:29 Thu Jul 21
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Can't really blame the kids their behaviour is down to their parents.
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ted fenton
2:36 Thu Jul 21
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What hotel is it ????
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Grumpster
2:40 Thu Jul 21
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As I live by the beach, I can confirm that you do also get some scummy southerners.
The mess sometimes because people are incapable (bought up by cunts) of putting rubbish in bins is shocking.
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monto
2:43 Thu Jul 21
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Northern lives matter
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BRANDED
2:45 Thu Jul 21
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Culturally inept
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